Lyrics The Limerick Song (Come On and Sing Along With Me) - The Sesame Street Cast , Bert & Ernie

Don't shout grouchy Oscar, don't shout
That's not what our singing's about
So if you can't take
The noise that we make
Go back to your trash can and pout

Ooh, ABC, 123, pigs in a tree
Don't ever sit on a woodpecker's knee
ABC, 123 fiddle-dum-dee-dee
Come on and sing-along with me

Hey, I got one
A furry blue monster named Herry (hey, that's me!)
When asked "Are you strong?" replied "Very!"
Then just for a laugh
He tore three cars in half
Now I ask, "Is that necessary?"

Ooh, ABC, 123, pigs in a tree
Don't ever sit on a woodpecker's knee
ABC, 123 fiddle-dum-dee-dee
Come on and sing-along with me

Oh, I have one
85 bats hanging in the steeple
One bat flies in through the door
That makes 86 (boring)

Alright everybody, I have one
Do you have a towel, Ernie?
No, Bert, I have a verse (oh, no)
It goes like this
You all know our good buddy Bert (oh no)
Whose feelings are easily hurt
When his friends all play dressup, ol' Bert has to fess up
Yeah, I'm always the one in the skirt, and I don't like it (yea, but you look)

Ooh, ABC, 123, pigs in a tree
Don't ever sit on a woodpecker's knee
ABC, 123 fiddle-dum-dee-dee
Come on and sing-along with me

Excuse me, I have one (oh, okay)
Yeah, you'll love it, it's really groovy
There once was a man named McDowell
Who planted a tree with a trowel
Then he got in a shower, where he stayed for an hour
And said, "Somebody give me a towel"

Ooh, ABC, 123, pigs in a tree
Don't ever sit on a woodpecker's knee
ABC, 123 fiddle-dum-dee-dee
Come on and sing-along with me
Come on and sing-along with me

I got one (oh, boy)
Does everybody know on top of old smokey
Ah, not really
Well we'll all sing it and I will help you
You at home listening to this record, you'll sing too
Ok, ok I'll tell you the words