Lyrics If I Didn't Have You - Billy Crystal , John Goodman

If I were a rich man, with a million or two
I′d live in a penthouse, in a room with a view
And if i were handsome
(No way)
It could happen. Those dreams do come true
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn′t have you
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
Wouldn′t have nothing if I didn′t have
Wouldn't have nothing!

Can I tell you something?
For years I have envied
(You′re green with it)
Your grace and your charm
Everyone loves you, you know...
Yes I know, I know, I know
But I must admit it
Big guy you always come through
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn′t have you!

You and me together that's how it always should be
One without the other don′t mean nothing to me, nothing to me!

Yeah I wouldn't be nothing (aww)
If I didn't have you to serve
I′m just a punky little eyeball
And a funky optic nerve
Hey I never told you this, but sometimes I get a little blue (looks good on you!)
But I wouldn′t have nothing if I didn't have you!

Let′s dance!
Look ma I'm dancing!
Will you let me lead?
Look at that it′s two big guys alight on their feet
Don't you dare dip me, don′t you dare dip me, don't you dare dip me!
Ow I should have stretched

Yes I wouldn't be nothing, if I didn′t have you

I wouldn′t know where to go

Wouldn't know what to do
Why you keep singing my part?

I don′t have to say it
But I'll say it anyway
′Cause we both know it's true
I wouldn′t have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn′t have
I wouldn′t have nothing if I didn't have
Wouldn′t have nothing if I didn't have... You!

One more time! It worked!
I don′t have to say it
Where'd everybody come from?
′Cause we both know it's true
Let's take it home big guy
I wouldn′t have nothing if I didn′t have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn′t have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn′t have
You, you, you
A, E, I, O, that means you! Yeah!