Lyrics The Christmas Baby - Bing

Do you know what Christmas is?
No I don't think you do
It's a time for everyone
To learn a thing or two
It starts out there, in distance space
Where the Christmas child first shows his face
And as his space ship, he does load
He forces his galaxy to explode
It's the Christmas Baby, He
Destroys stars and families
He is indestructible
And he also kills most birds
It's the Christmas Baby, He
Destroys stars and families
He's not really a baby
He is actually from space
The blast shoots him across the sky
And also causes millions to die
He lands on Earth and instantly
Enslaves our leaders and royalty
His zombie hoardes raise from the ground
And eat the flesh of those around
But don't be scared. On Christmas day
The Christmas Baby's not here to stay
It's the Christmas Baby, He
Destroys stars and families
He is indestructible
And he also kills most birds
It's the Christmas Baby, He
Destroys stars and families
He's not really a baby
He is actually from space
The hero of this magic tale
Goes by many names
His moustaché was his only tool
To slay the baby and look cool
The battle was over quite fast
And Earth could have no fear at last
And so we sing on Christmas day
To cheer the hero who did say
I killed the christmas baby
So that we could all be free
Now there is no danger here
So there is nothing to fear
Now be filled with Christmas cheer
I made zombies disappear
Aliens don't mess with me
Because I am the best