Lyrics Right Turn Clyde - Bloodhound Gang
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Roman
you
know
the
type
Callin'
me
Public
Enemy
but
Don't
Believe
The
Hype
Tough
guy
like
the
one
in
Star
80
wanna
bait
me
Hook
line
sinker
now
your
lady
wanna
date
me
Gave
your
girl
a
little
wink
so
you
make
a
big
stink
Shoulder's
got
a
chip
so
you
flip
like
a
Tiddlywink
Know
what
I
think?
I
think
you
might
be
Darwin's
missing
link
Get
all
bent
out
of
shape
when
the
heat
is
on
just
like
a
Shrinky
Dink
Bet
I
can
take
a
hint
better
than
I
can
take
a
hit
Completely
incompatible
though
I'm
a
pussy
and
you're
a
dick
How
can
you
hold
a
grudge
when
you
can't
even
hold
a
job?
Should
have
known
butter
but
you're
not
corn
on
the
cob
I
choose
to
use
a
song
for
a
weapon
not
a
sword
struck
a
chord
If
I
wanted
to
see
stars
I'll
watch
the
Academy
Awards
That's
why
I
Ran
like
a
Flock
Of
Seagulls
why
make-up
like
Mary
Kay?
You
must've
given
up
on
hair
plugs
'cause
now
you're
going
toupee
All
in
all
you're
just
another
dick
with
no
balls
All
in
all
you're
just
another
dick
with
no
balls
Mama
said
talk
this
out
and
resolve
Don't
wanna
be
involved
so
gimme
a
call
when
you
evolve
Doggy
paddle
to
the
shallow
end
of
the
gene
pool
Half
with
it
half
wit
half
finished
high
school
Give
you
a
piece
of
my
mind
but
I
know
you
want
it
splattered
Heard
you
like
your
women
like
you
like
your
shrimp
you
like
'em
battered
Wifebeater
perfectly
fitting
apparel
Where's
your
brother
Daryl?
Where's
your
other
brother
Daryl?
Givin'
me
that
Macho
Man
Randy
Savage
stare
Wanna
snap
into
a
Slim
Jim
break
my
limbs
but
do
I
care?
No
sorry
I'm
a
lover
not
a
fighter
commit
your
crime
I'll
be
glad
to
do
your
girlfriend
I'll
be
glad
that
you
do
time
Here's
the
deal
I
cop
a
feel
you
cop
a
plea
but
get
the
maximum
Now
we
both
got
records
but
the
difference
is
mine's
platinum
Definitely
showed
this
yellow
bellied
wimp
limp
in
your
cell
now
though
alone
When
you're
chokin'
your
chicken
your
chick
will
be
chokin'
on
this
chicken's
bone
All
in
all
you're
just
another
dick
with
no
balls
All
in
all
you're
just
another
dick
with
no
balls
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