Lyrics The Ballad of Chasey Lain - Bloodhound Gang
Dear
Chasey
Lain
I
wrote
to
explain
I'm
your
biggest
fan
I
just
wanted
to
ask
Could
I
eat
your
ass?
Write
back
as
soon
as
you
can
You've
had
a
lotta
dick
Had
a
lotta
dick
I've
had
a
lotta
time
Had
a
lotta
time
You've
had
a
lotta
dick
Chasey
But
you
ain't
had
mine
Dear
Chasey
Lain
I
wrote
to
complain
Ya
never
wrote
me
back
How
could
I
ever
eat
Your
ass
when
ya
treat
Your
biggest
fan
like
that?
You've
had
a
lotta
dick
Had
a
lotta
dick
I've
had
a
lotta
time
Had
a
lotta
time
You've
had
a
lotta
dick
Chasey
But
you
ain't
had
mine
Dear
Chasey
Lain
I
wrote
to
constrain
This
letter
is
my
last
As
your
biggest
fan
I
must
demand
You
let
me
eat
your
ass
You've
had
a
lotta
dick
Had
a
lotta
dick
I've
had
a
lotta
time
Had
a
lotta
time
You've
had
a
lotta
dick
Chasey
But
you
ain't
had
mine
P.
S
Mom
and
Dad
this
is
Chasey
Chasey
this
is
my
mom
and
dad
Now
show
'em
them
titties
Now
show
'em
them
titties
P.
S
Mom
and
Dad
this
is
Chasey
Chasey
this
is
my
mom
and
dad
Now
show
'em
them
titties
Now
show
'em
them
titties
Would
ya
fuck
me
for
blow?
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19 [silence]
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