Lyrics Your Only Friends Are Make Believe - Bloodhound Gang

Yeah, well I sing like an amputee though
Why?
'Cause can't hold a note, can't carry a tune

Knock knock Mr. Rogers, it's Mr. McFeelie
I've brought you a letter Speedy Delivery
Well, Mr. McFeelie, if there's postage due
You can go fuck yourself like Captain Kangaroo

I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
But in the end I still have no friends

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Mr. Rogers, I like your cardigan sweater
Mr. McFeelie, shut up and give me my letter
I don't want to talk to you, don't you understand?
Why are you inside my house? You're just my fuckin' mailman

I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
But in the end I still have no friends

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You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend
But in the end you still have no friends

You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend
But in the end you still have no friends

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You are my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat Spam from the can watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran

Your best friend is you I'm my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat Spam from the can watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran

Your best friend is you I'm my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat Spam from the can watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran

Your best friend is you I'm my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat Spam from the can watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran

Your best friend is you I'm my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat Spam from the can watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran