Lyrics Angry Santa - Bloodywood

I'M fucking
Sick of this shit but I can't say no
Ass-first down chimneys I'm a hoe hoe,
When I bake my rum cake:
It's more rum than cake,
Cause it helps me forget that my identity is fake
Pissed off cause parents make me part of lie, I'm their tool,
I'am a bribe and I know why hear we go again,
You better be a good boy better be polite or you won't get that toy!
(Greeeeed, your greeeeed makes you good good)
Don't come from within, well then maybe it should
Let's go motherfucker
Let's go motherfucker
Got 1.8 billion homes to cover
These gifts ain't gonna deliver themselves
(There's a note on you back)
Man fuck those elves
Jingle Jingle motherfucker
Jingle Jingle motherfucker
Milk and cookies ain't worth the fucking effort cocksucker
I ride all day with dear shit hitting my face
What happens when they grow up and learn the truth?
Santa ain't real there goes your childhood
You can always buy shit to show that you care
Even if it's a tie or some underwear
Use more giltter, use more plastic, use more paper to wrap
Even the North fucking pole is polluted with your crap,
Them elves have spoken,
They can't work for free, dam right, that shit is legit slavery,
Let's go motherfucker
Let's go motherfucker
Got 1.8 billion homes to cover
These gifts anint gonna deliver themselves
(Who drank all the beer?)
Man fuck those elves
Jingle Jingle motherfucker
Jingle Jingle motherfucker
Milk and cookies ain't worth the fucking effort
All the way from nothpole to your stupid fireplace
Fuck it I'M done I'm giving to those in need,
I quit, I can be better, I can finally be free,
Giving to those in need it and I'll stop talking
Do it or I'll be back to take a shit in your stalking!
Do it or I'll be back to take a shit in your stalking!
Do it or I'll be back to take a shit in your stalking!