Lyrics All I Wanna Do, Is Trash This Song - Bob Rivers

It′s worse than disco
It's worse that achy breaky fever too
This is l. a. m. e.
If i gotta hear this stupid little song again i′ll die
But it's on next to me i don't know where
Looks like it′s sheryl crow or nothing
And this song′s sure a big one
An' i′m sure that it's catchy, it′s gotta be making money
But it's burnt crispy to me
And i wonder if i′ll hear it everyday
For the rest of my whole life
Well a sappy d. j. intros this song
I'm dangerously close to a radio speaker
But i turn it of quick with this crowbar
All i wanna do is trash this song
I gotta feeling i'm not the only one
What i wanna do is load my gun
Gimme that cd i′ll put some holes in one
It′s no longer new, it's overdone
It gives me a headache, and i′m not the only one
All i wanna do is smash this tune
And when this song comes on
Rip the stereo right out of my car
And if i hum this one
Rip my hair right out and kick me real hard!