Lyrics Goodnight Little House Plant - Bobby Bare

Speaking of loneliness
And when you speak of Saturday night
You are speaking of loneliness
I guess the main thing, the bottom line
Is to have someone or something to say goodnight to

Goodnight little houseplant, asleep on the sill
I'll shut the shades, so you don't catch a chill
And tomorrow in the morning, for breakfast we two
We'll have ham and eggs for me and nitrogen for you

Goodnight little houseplant, tucked in your clay pot
Make sure that you don't catch the Huntington's Rot
Be careful little houseplant, stay away from them bees
You know that they may carry a social disease

Goodnight little houseplant, little houseplant goodnight
Here's your glass of water, should I leave on the light?
Tomorrow we'll talk of the things that we did
I love you little houseplant who needs women and kids