Lyrics The Mermaid Song - Bobby Bare

When I was a lad in a fishing town, an old man said to me
"Well, you can spend your life, your jolly life just sailing on the sea
You can search the world for pretty girls 'til your eyes are weak and dim
But don't go swimming with a mermaid son, if you don't know how to swim"

'Cause her hair is green as seaweed and her skin is blue and pale
And I tell you now before you start, you can love that girl with all your heart
But you're just gonna love the upper part, you're not gonna like the tail

I signed onto a whaling ship and my very first day at sea
I seen a mermaid in the waves a-reaching out to me
"Come live with me in the sea," said she down on the ocean floor
I'll show you a million wondrous things you never seen before

Over I jumped and she pulled me down, down to her seaweed bed
And the pillow made of tortoise shell, she placed 'neath my head
She fed me shrimps and caviar upon a silver dish
From her head to her waist, she was just my taste but the rest of her was a fish

But her hair was green as seaweed, her skin was blue and pale
Her face it was a work of art and I loved that girl with all my heart
But I only loved the upper part, I did not like the tail

Then one day she swam away and I sang to the clams and the whales
I missed her fins and her seaweed hair and the silvery shine of her scales
But then her sister, she swam by and set my heart awhirl
'Cause her upper part was an ugly old fish but her bottom part was a girl

Oh, her toes are pink and rosy and her knees are smooth and pale
Her legs, they are a work of art, I love that girl with all my heart
I don't give a damn 'bout the upper part and that's how I end my tale