Lyrics We Can't Stand Each Other (with Carrie Underwood) - Carrie Underwood , Bobby Bones & The Raging Idiots

When you walked in the room
All I saw was you
You're so pretty
You're so pretty

You smiled and said "Hi"
And we talked all night
You're so witty
You're so witty

I knew I loved you from the start
And I knew that you had my heart
We'd grow old
Your hand I'd hold
We'd never let go

Now we can't stand each other
I got to know you better, now there's no forever
I can't watch a game in peace
Now we can't stand each other
You leave your dirty dishes in the sink
And you're always peeing on the toilet seat
I'm better off without you
I'm better off without you
We can't, we can't
We can't stand each other

You snore every night
And your shoes they cause fights
They cost money
They cost so much money

And I stayed in shape
While you ate an Eight
Your guts bigger
So much bigger

You spend your life laying on the couch
And your mom is always freaking out
("When are you gonna' take my daughter
Somewhere nice? When are you... Waah Waah Waah..." Ugh)

Now we can't stand each other
I got to know you better, now there's no forever
I can't watch a game in peace
Now we can't stand each other
You leave your dirty dishes in the sink
And you're always peeing on the toilet seat
I'm better off without you
I'm better off without you
We can't, we can't
We can't stand each other

Oh...
I'm better off without you
I'm better off without you
We can't
We can't
We can't stand each other

"Hey, you know all that stuff I just said?"
"Yeah"
"I'm sorry"
"I'm sorry too"