Lyrics Graveyard Shift - Bobby "Boris" Pickett & The Crypt Kickers

Hurry, Igor
You don't want to be late your first day on the job
Master, do I have to work day?
Yes, Igor
I pulled a lot of strings to get you this position
Master, I want to work nights with Count Dracula
His crew is already full
Besides, I need you on day
I must have fresh graves for all the bodies coming in
Besides, you failed your vampire test last month

But master, they're doing a new dance at midnight
A new dance, Igor?
What's it called?
The Shift, master
Hundreds of bodies rise from their graves each night
And do the Graveyard Shift 'til dawn
Sounds like a gas, Igor
I think I'll fall by tonight and see what's happening
Master, will you put me on nights now?
I'll see what's going on, Igor
I'll let you in