Lyrics Monster Minuet - Bobby "Boris" Pickett & The Crypt Kickers

Announcing the count and countess of Transylvania
Good evening, Count Dracula
Good evening, Igor
Could you check my cape, please?
Good evening, Count Dracula
So glad you and the countess could attend my ball
I see several old friends here
There's Frankenstein and his charming bride
Yes, and Vitos and Wolfman are here, too
The ladies in waiting are very beautiful
You don't mean those slimy old ghouls?
I didn't think my eyesight was failing me
Well, it is, nonetheless
May I have the pleasure of this minuet, Countess Alucard?
There could hardly be pleasure dancing with you
Who asked you, fang-face?
And I suppose you think you are Rock Hudson?
Not particularly, but at least I don't sack out all day like you
How could you?
You are too busy cutting up corpses with your ugly friends
Like that one over there
Which one?
The one with the permanent wave on his face
Now you're in trouble, bloodsucker, he heard you
I'm not afraid, but, uh, we were just leaving anyway
Don't leave that snaggletooth bag of bones you call your wife behind
Alright, alright, I'm going
His teeth are bigger than mine, we've got to get out of here fast
Come on, come on, Vampyra