Lyrics The Replacement - Buffering the Vampire Slayer

I know that I love you, I just don't know how
I got a lot of things to figure out
Xander took a hit, coulda had me split
Could have been me, could have been happy

If I could split myself in two
Half of me could do slayer stuff
And the other half could stay right here with you
But you know it's true
I wouldn't change it if I could
Being half of me would only be half as good

Imagine our life in some normal town
Where the only big bad is my little sister, instead of a Hellmouth
Wouldn't have to fight our way home, when you'd take me out
Could have been me, could have been happy

If I could split myself in two
Half of me would do Buffy stuff
And the other half would slay the whole night through
But I know it's true
You wouldn't change it if you could
Having half of me would only be half as good

On the other hand
Half of Xander ain't half bad
But the other half could use a bath
And all together, he's the best friend you could have