Lyrics Unbirthday Song - Camarata Chorus and Orchestra

A very merry unbirthday to you, to you
A very merry unbirthday to you, to you
It's great to drink to someone and I guess that you will do
A very merry unbirthday to you

Statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday
One birthday every year
But there are three hundred and sixty-four unbirthdays
That is why we're gathered here to cheer

A very merry unbirthday to us, to us
A very merry unbirthday to us, to us
If there are no objections, let it be unanimous
A very merry unbirthday to us

A very merry unbirthday to me (to who?)
A very merry unbirthday to me (to you?)
Let's all congratulate me with a present, I agree
A very merry unbirthday to me

Statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday
One birthday every year
But there are three hundred and sixty-four unbirthdays
Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer

A very merry unbirthday to all, to all
A very merry unbirthday to all, to all
Let's have a celebration, hire a band and rent a hall
A very merry unbirthday (a very merry unbirthday)
A very merry unbirthday to all