Lyrics Mw3 - Cashleaders feat. Based Jesus

Chillin on the couch

Chilling playing MW3
Waiting on the loading screen
Marios world three keeps tempting me
I try to play this shit on HD tv

Running through the enemies
And the only friend of me is luigi
And we are cleaning up the enemies like a squigy
Oh mario world three is the only game for me
Cause it aint same as can be
As all the other games on the street yo

Its luigi yeah we finna tag team
We show up on the scene looking for the queen
But shes in a different castle a whole nother hassle
When I find this bitch ima tie her up with a lasso

Hi bowser your slower than internet browser
Understand I found yo bitch and hit her for an hour
I found peach and then I hit her in her peach
Ripped out the fetus and then implanted my seed yo

I am in a water world level 3
I go fishing in the sea
Great poseidon and yes im hiding on daisy
Taking all these fish and its a fucking frenzy yeah

Running through the levels and I am on level 7
If I made it to level 8 then it would truly be heaven
But seven days is what it took
So im probably gunna be shook up
Last life I dont care Im getting thrown I dont give a fuck

Im back chilling on my couch
Couldnt afford the rent so I got kicked out
Out of my moms house
She threw out everything but kept mario bros

So it feels so long since Ive been played
And I dont know where the player is but I feel betrayed
Cause Im collecting dust I do not trust him no more
So Im gunna kill myself repeatedly and kill his score

So I go back to see
Some old school games I havent seen since 93
Pop in the game and then nothing went wrong
Till I seen that my old scores were gone
Damn what happened

I told you I would kill myself
Strangle myself with a belt
Didnt know your mom kicked you out
What was that about
So I hopped out the game
Kicked her in the mouth
Kicked her in the mouth
Hit your bitch in the tits
What was that about

Mario came out of the game
And killed my mom
So think twice before you put that controller down boy