Lyrics Season 2 Finale - "Weird Al" Yankovic , Cast of Galavant
Confessional
Monk:
Do
you,
your
heighness,
take
this
male
model
to
be
your
wedded-
Isabella:
I
do.
Confessional
Monk:
Do
you,
good
sir,
take
your
social
superior
to
be
your
wedded-
Galavant:
Yes,
I
do.
Confessional
Monk:
For
richer,
for
poorer,
In
sickness
and
health
Through
rampage
Vikings
And
cannibal
elves,
Through
hobbits,
and
bikers,
And
dolphins
with
lasers,
And
mutants,
and
lawyers,
And-
Sid:
Oh
my
God!
Just
kiss
the
bride!
Confessional
Monk:
So
there's
the
ever
after,
As
promised
all
along
Who
better
now
to
wrap
it
up
And
seal
it
with
a
song?
Except
the
monks
And
hey,
we're
the
monks!
Monks:
We're
the
monks!
Confessional
Monk:
That's
right,
we're
the
genre
bending,
Gwynne:
And
a
new
season
bursts
all
over
the
land
Chef:
With
new
hope-
Gwynne:
Despite
the
whole
feudal
system
King
of
Valencia
+ Queen
of
Valencia:
The
true
rulers
reassumed
their
command
Jester:
The
old
tyrants?
Frankly,
nobody
missed
'em
Gareth:
The
winners,
they
took
all,
And
all
the
losers,
they
got
squat
Hey
friend.
I've
decided
to
go
and
rescue
Madalena
from
herself.
Are
you
up
for
an
adventure?
Sid:
Definitely!
I
was
wondering
when
I
was
going
to
break
this
armor
in!
And
those
who
had
redeemed
themselves
All
got
a
second
shot
I've
got
a
line
in
the
song!
They
fina-
Isabella:
And
two
heroes
got
to
hang
up
their
swords
Galavant:
To
live
life,
enjoying
simple
rewards...
Confessional
Monk:
And
true
evil
disappeared
Within
a
cloud
of
minor
chords...
Ha
ha
ha
ha
ha!
Ah
ha
ha
ha!
Madalena:
I'm
here
to
see
the
DEL.
The
Dark
Evil
Lord.
Dark
Lord's
Assistant:
He's
been
waiting
for
you.
Madalena:
What
is
this?
Does
it
hold
the
dark
powers
of
the
universe?
Dark
Lord's
Assistant:
Oh,
sorry,
no.
I
can
see
why
you
thought
that.
No,
he
just
thinks
you
need
to
accessorize.
He's
also
a
fashion
consultant.
Now
come
in,
and
he
will
begin
your
training
to
make
you
the
most
powerful
force
in
the
seven
realms.
Madalena:
Nothing
will
stop
me
now.
Confessional
Monk:
And
now
we're
almost
done,
Our
tale
completely
spun,
As
buffed
and
polished
as
a
royal
jewel
There's
not
much
left
to
tell,
And
hey,
that's
just
as
well,
Unless
we
get
one
more
surprise
renewal
Now
We'll
prob'ly
have
to
go
and
get
work
On
some
cheap-ass
cable
network,
But-
The
door
is
not
quite
shut!
So
if
we
make
the
cut,
Here's
what
you'll
see
on
Galavant...
Roberta:
Time
to
feed
Tad
Cooper.
You
know
he
only
eats
if
you
feed
him.
King
Richard:
He's
such
a
finicky
little
fellow.
Whistles
Oh,
Tad
Cooper...
dinner
time
(Tad
Cooper
roars
and
breaths
fire)
King
Richard:
I
have
a
dragon!
1 If I Were a Jolly Blacksmith
2 Goodbye
3 Today We Rise
4 Build a New Tomorrow
5 A Good Day to Die (Reprise)
6 Will My Day Ever Come
7 A Good Day to Die
8 Do the D'Dew
9 A Real Life, Happily Ever After
10 My Dragon Pal and Me
11 Galavant Recap
12 A Dark Season
13 Finally
14 I Don't Like You
15 Love Makes the World Brand New
16 He Was There
17 Different Kind of Princess
18 What Am I Feeling
19 Serenade
20 As Good As It Gets
21 Let's Agree to Disagree
22 World's Best Kiss
23 A New Season
24 Dwarves vs. Giants
25 Time Is of the Essence
26 Season 2 Finale
27 The Happiest Day of Your Life
28 Off with His Shirt
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