Lyrics King of Slapstick - Claus Hempler
King
Of
Slapstick.
Claus
Hempler
Kind
welcome
to
you
all
Who
never
come
when
the
master
calls
I'll
bite
the
sawdust,
bow
and
scrape
And
serve
the
punchlines
on
a
plate
Your
mascara
melting
in
the
sun
Watching
all
the
secrets
come
undone
We're
endlessly
in
love
below
the
stars
So
all
in
all
we're
perfect
as
we
are
It's
a
circus,
I'm
your
clown
Who
knows
the
routine,
the
ups
and
downs
Who
learned
lesson
number
one:
To
keep
a
straight
face,
to
overcome
The
guilt
and
shame
and
show
no
pain
While
the
heart
cracks
like
porcelain
Your
mascara
melting
in
the
sun
Watching
all
the
secrets
come
undone
We're
endlessly
in
love
below
the
stars
So
all
in
all
we
're
perfect
as
we
are
You
want
something
you
can't
get
In
return
for
what
you
pay
Teach
me
something
I
haven't
Already
learned
the
hard
way
Your
mascara
melting
in
the
sun
Watching
all
the
secrets
come
undone
We're
endlessly
in
love
below
the
stars
So
all
in
all
we're
perfect
as
we
are
1 King of Slapstick
2 Stripped and All Boiled Down to Almost Nothing
3 Kiss the Bride
4 Stardust Nostalgia
5 Let Your Straitjacket Hang Loose
6 Divine Superstar
7 Lost In Space
8 Hardcore
9 Cute
10 Cuckoo Clock
11 Chainsaw Tongue
12 I Want You to Occupy My Life
13 Return of the Yes Man
14 Man On the Flying Trapeze
15 Last of the Lullabies
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