Lyrics Rebranding - Cook Thugless

Hey, hey you
Doh, gah, you scared me!... I was chilling
As was I. Your music is... tolerable when it's instrumental
Our music's dope
It doesn't sell. You need a new stage name.
What's wrong with Apstrakt
I can't market that. How about... Fatty Puss
Fatty Puss? Alright. Sounds legit
Splendid. By the way, I don't know if you've realized, but- you have a weak link.
It's Blerry
Wha
Yes, I know, beloved Blerry, heart of the band- rap isn't about heart, kid. It's about money
You're right. What should we do
I've got a new guy for you. Someone with a real ego. Starpower

What's the catch
Oh, no catch. Maybe just a few ads
Those who dare will always be the bold
And those who dream risk it all
Will you risk the dream and dare the bold to be dared
Dude in a Mask. A new fragrance by Junk Stew