Lyrics Can't Dance - Cooper Alan

(It's gonna be so out that)
Hey, hey

Excuse me
I don't mean to be rude, see
But couldn't help notice you standing there grooving
Tryna bust a move
How bout we hit that dance floor?
But first, I'll get a little somethin' somethin' on ice
Then I'm James Brown in my mind
And that liquid courage kicks in

'Cause I can't dance worth shit
But I can do a little something like this
Two steps to the left, two steps to the right
Don't matter, long as I get to hold you tight all night
And babe, don't laugh when I spin you round and it looks bad
This white boy's rhythm is the gift I'm given
Ain't kidding, these hips are stiff

Yeah, I can't dance worth shit
Some things just can't be taught
But watch me give it everything I've got
Give it my best shot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
All night

I see you smiling
You gotta give me props for trying
I feel it down deep
Bringing that heat
Dad moves on flick
Yeah, the flesh is willing but the feet are weak
So first, I'll get a little somethin' somethin' on ice
Then I'm JT in my mind
And that liquid courage kicks in

'Cause I can't dance worth shit
But I can do a little something like this
Two steps to the left, two steps to the right
Don't matter, long as I get to hold you tight all night
And babe, don't laugh when I spin you round and it looks bad
This white boy's rhythm is the gift I'm given
Ain't kidding, these hips are stiff
Yeah, I can't dance worth shit

Some things just can't be taught
But watch me give it everything I've got
Give it my best shot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
All night

(Bring the drums in!)

But first, I'll get a little Patron on ice
Then I'm Bruno in my mind
When that liquid courage kicks in

'Cause I can't dance worth shit
But I can do a little something like this
Two steps to the left, two steps to the right
Don't matter, long as I get to hold you tight all night
And babe, don't laugh when I spin you round and it looks bad
This white boy's rhythm is the gift I'm given
Ain't kidding, these hips are stiff
Yeah, I can't dance worth shit