Lyrics Stormy Monday - Cosmosis

"It was a dark and stormy Monday..."
"So she'd been around the pool"
"Learn how to awaken the sexual beast that lies dormant in every woman's soul. Waiting to transform her into a lusting creature of unbridled passion. Pulling at me. Tugging at me. Yelling 'Take me, Cornfed, make me your love slave!'"
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"