Lyrics Lawnmowerman - Crabitat

Scooter, check, facemask, check, bag, check
What is this? check, ok good
Now that we've got everything grab your head phones
Find somewhere to sit that is peaceful where your all alone
It's gonna be meat grinding
Stand up throw the steaks down in time and
This is a raw deal a blood stained horror show
The fuel can where is it – go next door now it's time to borrow
The lawnmower damn straight grab it from the back shed
Check the oil bring it over here use your head
Now stand up straight hands up I see their empty
The plan was to get 20 products to make our hands non-empty
Now go now to I.G.A
Good, your back and you know we're not gonna make hay
Gimme the loot spread it out on the front lawn and pump it
3 times it's gonna get torn
Not the button gett'n torn that's to get prime
We're gonna walk like Frankenstein and smash through the pork chops
Disintegrate the ribs and the whole lot
Who is the lawnmowerman at 6pm in the even'n
Gett'n rowdy when family's are settl'n

He's the lawnmowerman
Tear'n it tear'n it up
He's got the pants rolled up
Long sleeves to please and a hat to match
Tear'n it tear'n it up
He's the lawnmowerman and he's on the loose
Tear'n it tear'n it up, tear'n it up

A minor ordeal but otherwise a success
Lawn and bone chips in a mess
People wanna talk and get political
But I don't really think its that critical
But I know when there's news out there we love a story
So I'm gonna get mine all the way to Maui
All electron tads glued to the fibre optic
The big days gett'n closer as the clock ticks
You wanna know what is the grand plan
Do what ya just did
Take a look at this chart
See the scene set up town on the park
Got workers and jerkers fill'n up the mac trucks
They're work'n and lurk'n around body bags full of fresh cuts
We pull em up unload on the foreshore zing'n blades out the door
One minute longer then pull it into action
News crews on the run we cracked it

He's the lawnmowerman
Tear'n it tear'n it up
He's got the pants rolled up
Long sleeves to please and a hat to match
Tear'n it tear'n it up
He's the lawnmowerman and he's on the loose
Tear'n it tear'n it up, tear'n it up

Yea the slaughter of the t-bone meant well
The aftermath was like a playground bell
Channels 10 79 first story off the block
And a scruffy one of mine got interviewed
Very difficult for anyone to conclude
That it was for publicity the business it's owned by me
The numbers com'n through are up 800 percent
Wait make 900 make it a thousand
The change is frequent hey ladies
The winning ones from crypto and slots
They'll be drawn in slowly like a hunnypot
And I do consent to be a little bit unruly
Lets kick it off tonight with the number one partner

He's the lawnmowerman
Tear'n it tear'n it up
He's got the pants rolled up
Long sleeves to please and a hat to match
Tear'n it tear'n it up
He's the lawnmowerman and he's on the loose
Tear'n it tear'n it up, tear'n it up