Lyrics He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
Uh
uh,
ah
uh
Yo
Jeffrey
Buss
it
What
are
ya
doin
in
there?
Word
em
up
word
em
up
word
em
up
In
the
place
at
about
this
time
DJ
Jazzy
Jeff
and
the
Fresh
Prince
just
bu
bu
buggin
out
Losing
it
all
no
sense
Ay
Jeff
scratch
it
scratch
it
man,
scratch
it
Uh
aw
that
was
decent
Now
scratch
it
a
quick
joint,
a
quick
one
Jeff
Oh
yeah
yeah
We
just
bugging
we
just
having
some
fun
Me
and
Jeffrey
He's
the
DJ,
I'm
the
Rapper
Hello
can
anybody
hear
me
You
can
aight
that's
good
you
can
hear
me
Okay
it's
clear
it's
good
okay
everybody's
got
it
One
two
One
two
and
My
rhymes
have
been
written
not
to
be
bitten
But
as
it
seems,
some
suckers
keep
forgetting
the
rules
about
rappin,
but
that's
alright
Cause
in
the
next
five
minutes
I'm
a
have
them
all
uptight
Stronger
than
a
dinosaur,
better
known
than
Santa
Man
the
battles
I
battle,
I
usually
win
em
In
less
than
a
minute,
but
it
all
depends
On
how
long
it
takes
you
rappers
to
realise
That
trying
to
defend
yourself
is
ridiculous
Didn't
you
get
my
message
its
out
of
the
question
Cause
you're
toys
boys,
I'm
the
Real
McCoy
I'm
really
gonna
enjoy
seeing
you
destroyed
If
I
was
Fred
Flintstone
I'd
probably
own
all
of
Bedrock
If
I
was
a
criminal
I'd
probably
own
a
cellblock
If
I
was
in
the
Navy
I
would
own
the
sea
But
I'm
a
poet
so
I
own
the
whole
rap
industry
I'm
like
a
lion
my
man,
and
the
streets
are
my
den
It's
either
kill
or
be
killed,
so
I
kill
I
kill
again
and
again
and
again
Surmount
the
times,
rappers
I'll
slaughter
them
I
tie
em
up
and
throw
them
in
the
water
Then
I'll
just
walk
away
like
nothing
ever
happened
until
somebody
else
starts
rappin
That's
when
I
snap
and
I'll
attack
and
go
mad
like
Rambo
or
maybe
like
Commando,
or
like
Lando
Calrissian,
cause
you
know
he
was
down
with
the
Force
Fresh
Prince
is
the
source
I
feel
no
pain
or
remorse
Think
that
you
can
beat
me
rappin
man
you
must
be
silly
Man
I
really
really
really
really
really
really
Hate
when
people,
doubt
my
ability
And
I
have
to
prove
superiority
If
rap
was
basketball,
I
would
be
in
luck
Cause
every
time
I
freestyle
it
would
be
a
slam
dunk
Man
I'm
the
engineer,
and
you're
the
passengers
Taking
on
a
voyage,
a
hip-hop
massacre
The
Jason
of
rap,
Freddy
Kruger
of
rhymin
And
I'm
sure
that
you'll
see
in
due
time
man
People
will
run,
to
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
to
all
join
in,
to
this
Fresh
Prince
mania
My
face
in
magazines,
on
your
radio
or
stereo
Everywhere
you
go,
audio
and
video
A
hip-hop
terrorist,
war
like
vocalist
Other
rappers
say,
yo
Prince
why
don't
you
show
me
this
Style
now
you
must
be
trippin
it
ain't
no
way
in
hell
I'ma
let
you
put
your
lip
in
My
rhyme
cause
it's
a
timebomb,
I'm
not
kiddin
My
rhyme
explodes
the
second
it
gets
bitten
I'm
quick
and
nimble,
a
status
symbol
I
shop
at
Macy's
now
but
I
used
to
shop
at
Gimble's
I'll,
drop
kick
a
hurricane,
bodyslam
a
tidal
wave
Walk
through
a
tornado,
or
a
volcano
But
I'll
be
okay
though
And
here's
some
more
info
that
you
rappers
should
know
You
are
the
bombs
and
I
will
defuse
you
I
am
the
lawyer
and
I'm
going
to
accuse
you
of
the
ultimate
rhyme
crime
and
you
will
be
guilty
There's
no
way
that
you'll
ever
ever
defeat
beat
me
rappin
any
time
or
day
Pop
so
much
trash,
man
I
can't
wait
to
be
face
to
face,
and
hear
Jeff
say
sick
em
Man
you're
gonna
be
my
victim
You
better
duck,
and
pray
for
good
luck
Chuck,
cause
you're
stuck
You're
like
a
Thanksgiving
turkey
and
it's
time
to
be
plucked
I
see
you're
nervous
purpose
that's
how
I
now
you're
soft
You're
runnin
round
like
a
chicken
with
your
head
cut
off
But
just
relax
my
power
to
the
max
And
I'm
cuttin
no
slack
on
this
rap
track,
Jack
So
back
up,
as
if
you
got
good
sense
Or
feel
the
fury
of
the
Prince
And
ya
don't
stop
Yo
Jazzy
why
don't
you
rock
up
the
spots
Yo
Jazzy
hey
Jeff
I'm
psyched
I'm
psyched
Give
em
a
cut
Jeff
Ooh-wee
check
out
my
dish-jockey!
Ay
Jeffrey
Jeffrey
Jeffrey,
a
fast
one
Uh
ha
yeah
Wow,
ay
Jeff
Jeff,
give
em
one
of
them
fresh
ones
A
fresh
one
Jeffrey
No
music,
no
music
Woo,
that
was
decent,
that
was
decent
That's
my
DJ,
that's
my
DJ
Jazzy
Jeff,
I'm
the
Fresh
Prince
Hi
how
ya
doin?
How's
everyone
doin
out
there?
Ooh!
I'm
just
here
to
talk
about
my
DJ
I
was
just
I
was
just
standin
in
here,
really
Really?
Aight,
okay,
um
On
behalf
of
DJ
Jazzy
Jeff,
and
the
Fresh
Prince
.
(Don't
touch
that
dial)
Thank
you,
and
good
night
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