Lyrics Left 4 Dead - Dan Bull , Bonecage , Veela , Daddyphatsnaps , JT Music

Francis here
Can't stand it here
So if you happen to get a chance
Hand me beer
I'm a man's man
Who never had a fear of vampires
Even now that they're here
Did you hear that, Bill? They're not zombies
Could werewolves be real now? Probably
Being confident is not cocky
Why are you guys alive?
'Cause you brought me
No cops or laws? I love anarchy
I'll throw a post-apocalyptic party
Start up a bar fight with some rotting bodies
Better get a bouncer if you want to stop me
I miss my hog, it was a Harley
Now I've got to walk, and I hate walking
Don't touch the vest, you might make a mess
And then i'll hate you 'cause i hate washing
I hate hospitals, plus the doctors in them
I hate subways, and all the tunnels with them
I hate graveyards and fish 'cause water is dumb
I hate Louis's stupid optimism
I hate sewers, I hate stairs
Hate helicopters, flying in the air
Hate elevators, Hate Ayn Rand
Insulaphobia
I hate islands!
Good thing I'm indestructible
(Hell yeah!)
I'm an alpha male, untouchable
(Hands off!)
Only demons that I'm comfortable with
Are Hell's Legion
'Cause I'm one, you know
Merry Christmas!
I get the job done with a shotgun like an action movie
I want to get tattoo of Bruce Campbell soon
Because that tat would be groovy!
What you gonna do without a shotgun buddy?
Bring a little pain with a shovel to the brain
Gun and stick
The dead are quick
Teamwork is the game
Hear the moaning in the walls
Smell the rotting of the flesh

[Verse 2: Louis (Daddyphatsnaps)]:
Come on, guys
Where are your positive vibes?
Uniting will keep us alive
Positive thoughts, guiding deposited shots
Right in the head 'til it's off
I.T. specialist, never a veteran
Now i am harrowin', severing festering flesh
Remembering work at a desk, now this whole Earth is a mess
I guess I'm here to uplift, but living in this is a trip
And one that we'll never forget
You think you know fear until your whole crew disappears
You're tasting the salt of your tears
And your only peers
Appear to be
Not of the living, and near
You flee
You're scared
Rightfully so
Tip toe, where can you silently go?
Nowhere
There is no privacy
Blows, taking their toll
Pace, it is starting to slow
Fear, it is rising
Knowing that there is no chance of reviving
And they're arriving
I would be lying if I didn't admit
But this is some terrible timing
So how do i face the dying?
You fire for the sake of firing
And driving a stake while smiling
Never a break, it's great surviving
Death isn't fate defying
Mauling and biting
Clawing and crying
We're rolling in deep, the four
And goring the streaks of hordes
We're killing elite, a corps
Even the score, beat them in war