Lyrics Thief - Dan Bull

I'm a dastardly master thief
The chance of you actually catching me
Is but minimal I've maximumn mastery
Mastered each of my skills to the max you see
That's the key
Treat combat as last and least
Because I vastly prefer sneaking past with ease
But if I have to I'll attack from the back crack
Snatch your key and stash that in my knapsack
This isn't the way the planet has to be
Handcrafted skills killed by factories
Fat cats are treatin' talent nastily
Somebody has address the balance
And it's me
I'm a thief, a man upon a mission
I'm a shadow in the corner of your vision
Taking all your things with no need for permission
I'm a man upon mission, I'm a thief
I'm a thief, a man upon a mission
I'm a shadow in the corner of your vision
Taking all your things with no need for permission
I'm a man upon a mission, I'm a thief
Freedom lies where I hide in the shadows
I desire to strike in the light like the flight of an arrow
I creep through the narrow
Streets
And the breeze sends a shiver through my marrow
See
I haven't much left in the warchest
So I best a quick trip
Visit Baron Northcrest
There's a right tyrant
So I might have to end my silence and get a might violent
'Cause if I don't
Then Orion'll be vying for a fight
And his style and aggressivness
In rhetoric are quite diametrical to mine
He'd rather break a window
I tend to pull the blinds
I'm a thief, a man upon a mission
I'm a shadow in the corner of your vision
Taking all your things with no need for permission
I'm a man upon a mission, I'm a thief
I lived in a realm that I doubt was jocund
But this new town's nought but rotten
Greed and disease and the sound of coughin'
Drowned out by the crowd in the house of blossoms
We could recrown it the house of sodom
There's a sea of people out need help but sod them
Leave it long enough it'll be no doubt forgotten
Like the time Xiao Xiao said I felt her bottom
I hear the tick-tock of the tower clock and
It means I better nip off out for shopping
Prowl atop inns
The crippled burrick pub
Down I drop into the city that I love
The pinnacle of criminals
I slip in from above
A night owl with the philosophic mission of a dove
When there's no one left to
Police the streets
And keep the peace
You best leave it to me
The thief
Peace
I'm a thief, a man upon a mission
I'm a shadow in the corner of your vision
Taking all your things with no need for permission
I'm a man upon a mission, I'm a thief
I'm a thief, a man upon a mission
I'm a shadow in the corner of your vision
Taking all your things with no need for permission
I'm a man upon a mission, I'm a thief