Lyrics Ein Crop Duster Can Race - Dave Wittenberg

Klaus, may I have a B flat, please?
(Brass instruments start to play.)
Yeah, yeah, that's it.

Fritzy ist ein postal truck.
(Postal truck!)
Postal truck!
He brings the mails through mud and muck.
But add a blade and what do you know?
The postal truck can plow the snow!

(Sing ja, ja, ja!)
If a postal truck can plow the snow,
Then a crop duster can race.

Helga is a floating plane.
(Floating plane!)
Floating plane!
She can fly in sun und rain.
But her big pontoons conveniently
Let her float like a boat on the big blue sea.

(Sing ja, ja, ja!)
If a floating plane can float in the sea,
And a postal truck can plow the snow,
Then a crop duster can race.

I am just a teensy car.
(Teensy car!)
A weensy car.
I cannot go fast or far,
But add some wings and who am I?
Von Fliegenhozen in the sky!

(Sing ja, ja, ja!)
If a teensy car can fly in the sky,
And a floating plane can float in the sea,
And a postal truck can plow the snow,
Then a crop duster can race.

And maybe win first place.
Ja!