Lyrics Bootup Blues - David Harley

When I woke up this morning
My laptop wouldn't boot at all
I said I woke up this morning
And tossed my Tosh against the wall
My baby took the mains adapter
And the battery's screwed beyond recall

Well she left me for some guy
With a 99GHz overclocked PC
And now she's interfacing
With his RS232C
She said my hard disk was too small
To satisfy her new spreadsheet

I wouldn't treat an iPad
The way that woman treated me
She fragmented my hard disk
And ran off with my Angry Birds DVD
Left me nothing but this boot sector virus
And a copy of Wordstar version 3.3
Dah-diddy-dah-diddy-dah-diddy-dah