Lyrics I Don't Dance (feat. Bobby Bare) - Bobby Bare , Dawn Landes

I can act dramatically
Recite some poetry
Sing a tune in Ancient Greek
But if it's the Cha-Cha you seek
I don't dance

Well you know my two left feet
Can hide out on the street
But the minute they hit the dance floor
I do "The Hustle" out the door
I don't dance

I don't dance and I'm not starting now
I had my chance but I blew it somehow
I'm not ashamed to say it out loud
I don't dance, I don't dance

Oh, you can say I'm no fun
When I sit out this one
Blame it on my sensitive side

You can call me shy
Or really, anytime
But don't call, "The Electric Slide"
I won't dance

No, I don't dance and I'm not starting now
I had my chance but I blew it somehow
I'm not ashamed to say it out loud
I don't dance, I don't dance

Bet she's run circles around me
Gracefully if she had her say
He's got personality
And he's quick I can see
But "The Running Man" No way
He won't dance

No, I don't dance and I'm not starting now
I had my chance but I blew it somehow
I'm not ashamed to say it out loud
I don't dance

We don't dance, won't start tonight
We'll stay right here for the rest of our lives
Keep on singing till they cut out the lights but we won't dance
We don't dance

We don't dance
We won't dance
I got a better idea
Say yes
No
We don't dance