Lyrics Get in the Boat - Day by Dave

There was a man
Farming alone
He looked up to the hill and saw a figure with an oar
He shocked as fear
Stuck his body and soul
He knew what his fate was he'd seen this guy before

Flashback of the last time he came
And what occurred
The villager just stood waiting for
Those four damming words

He said
Get in the boat
I'm taking you home
Don't even try to struggle
It's time to row
Five planks one shovel
That's all it takes
Trying to run from me will be your last mistake
A little chop chop here
And a craft craft there
Now you're in my boat
I can take you anywhere
Over water over land
Your fate is in my hands
Kidnapping with my boat
Is the perfect plan

I caught a phantom in my boat
Caught a dragon in my boat
Caught a cow and even caught a little rabbit in my boat
Caught my wife with my boat
Owe my life to my boat
To capture anything just put it in your boat
Need a girlfriend use a boat
If the world ends get a boat
Anything you want to take just put it in your boat
Enderman in the boat
Skeleton in the boat
It's a perfect stealing tool
Because it works on land and floats

So...
Get in the boat
I'm taking you home
Don't even try to struggle
It's time to row
Five planks one shovel
That's all it takes
Trying to run from me will be your last mistake
A little chop chop here
And a craft craft there
Now you're in my boat
I can take you anywhere
Over water over land
Your fate is in my hands
Kidnapping with my boat
Is the perfect plan

When you raid Area 51
Be sure to use a boat
Mining diamonds in my boat
Finding islands in my boat
I love sliding in my boat
Always smiling in my boat
When your Minecraft rowing
You are looking hella dope

So...
Get in the boat
I'm taking you home
Don't even try to struggle
It's time to row
Five planks one shovel
That's all it takes
Trying to run from me will be your last mistake
A little chop chop here
And a craft craft there
Now you're in my boat
I can take you anywhere
Over water over land
Your fate is in my hands
Kidnapping with my boat
Is the perfect plan

So if you see a man
Approaching with an oar
Run faster than you have ever run before
Because once you're in the boat freedom's no longer yours
It's impossible to escape