Lyrics Night of the Living Rednecks - Dead Kennedys
Ray's
guitar
broke
No,
we
won't
play
Rawhide,
won't
play
anything
We'll
play
the
theme
from
the
Dinah
Shore
show
Who
wants
to
be
Dinah
Shore?
Who's
alter-ego
is
Dinah
Shore?
Oh,
his
fists
didn't
go
up
so
quickly
this
time
Yawn,
yawn,
yawn
Put
those
headphones
on,
it's
be-bop
time
I
want
to
tell
you
a
story
About
the
last
time
I
was
in
Portland
The
night
before
we
played
at
the
Long
Goodbye
I
was
walking
on
the
street
about
10:30
at
night
A
lot
of
people
go
to
bed
around
here
at
10:30
at
night
And
well,
I
was
walking
along
When
suddenly
these
jocks
in
this
bright
blue
pickup
drove
up
It
had
KC
lights,
tractor
tires,
everything
but
the
CB
It
was
a
life-size
Hot
Wheels
car
for
some
dumb
rich
kid,
right
Well,
they
drove
up
to
me
And
they
yelled
what
dumb
rich
kids
usually
yell
"Hey,
faggot"
and
showered
me
with
some
water
So,
I
stood
there
thinking
What
a
bunch
of
fuckheads
and
picked
up
a
rock
Now,
I
waited,
walked
down
about
a
block
To
where
the
Kentucky
Fried
Chicken
is,
on
Burnside
And
sure
enough
they
drove
around
again
They
said,
"Hey,
faggot,
where's
the
nearest
McDonald's?"
I
said,
"I
don't
know"
and
they
squirted
me
again
So
I
threw
the
rock
And
put
a
nice-size
dent
in
their
giant
Hot
Wheels
car
They
screached
to
a
halt
in
the
parking
lot
of
some
department
store
Who's
name
I
don't
remember,
it's
up
the
street
from
Fred
Meyer
And
they
got
out
their
clubs
and
they
ran
after
me
Yelling,
"We're
gonna
kill
you,
you
god
damn
faggot"
"We're
gonna
kill
you,
you
motherfucker"
So
I
got
in
a
phonebooth
by
the
Kentucky
Fried
Chicken
on
Burnside
Held
my
legs
straight
out
like
this
So
they
couldn't
open
the
door
to
the
phonebooth
So
they
began
charging
the
phonebooth
Beating
on
it
with
their
club
Yelling,
"We're
gonna
kill
you,
you
motherfucker"
"We're
gonna
kill
you,
you
goddamn
faggot"
I
just
looked
at
them
So,
there
was
a
crowd
gathering
by
this
time
And
these
kids
were
standing
nearby
and
they
said
"Oh,
look
at
him,
he's
insane"
I
thought,
ah-hah,
here's
my
way
out
I
yelled
at
them,
"Take
me
to
a
mental
hospital
right
away"
"I
wanna
be
be
put
away"
"Please
put
me
away,
c'mon,
call
the
cops
and
put
me
away"
"Please
put
me
away
now"
They
said,
"Alright,
faggot,
we're
calling
the
police"
So
they
called
the
police
The
cop
comes
out
and
I
go
Ah,
my
savior,
I'm
away
from
these
jocks
He
opens
up
the
door,
"Get
out
of
there,
you"
Throws
me
up
against
the
car,
frisks
me,
shoves
me
in
the
back
Then
he
goes
over
to
the
jocks
"Now
what
happened
here?"
"It
looks
like
we're
going
have
to
take
him
to
jail"
"But
we
got
to
have
the
full
story
first"
So
the
jocks,
who
had
an
ace
in
the
hole,
ace
in
the
hole
Take
down
on
the
bass,
a
little
bit
down
on
the
bass,
yeah
Ace
in
the
hole,
and
they
go
"Well,
goddammit,
the
motherfucker
put
a
dent
in
my
truck"
"A
five
thousand
dollars
truck,
right"
"So
I
got
my
club,
I
went
out
and
I
wanted
to
kill
him"
"I
want
to
kill
him,
let
me
kill
him,
goddammit,
let
me
kill
him"
So
the
cop
made
them
go
home
And
he
drove
me
home
And
he
confiscated
their
club
and
my
rock
as
further
evidence
And
I
thought,
so
this
is
Oregon,
huh?
Tolerent
Oregon?
Ray,
are
you
done
with
your
guitar
yet?
He
isn't
done
yet
So
what
else
do
you
want
to
hear,
I'm
out
of
stories
That's
a
true
story,
too,
just
ask
Bruce
Loose
1 Police Truck
2 Too Drunk to Fuck
3 California Über Alles
4 The Man With the Dogs
5 In-Sight
6 Life Sentence
7 A Child and His Lawnmower
8 Holiday in Cambodia
9 I Fought the Law
10 Saturday Night Holocaust
11 Pull My Strings
12 Short Songs (Live)
13 Straight A's (Live)
14 Kinky Sex Makes the World Go 'Round
15 The Prey
16 Night of the Living Rednecks
17 Buzzbomb from Pasadena
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