Lyrics Kanye West - Denzil Porter

Mic check
Mic check
We Unplugged its good It's all good
Yeah so when you gonna bring the baseline
On the eight thats cool
Got the hook that go like

Why you gotta be such an asshole
And why you gotta be such an asshole (hold up)
Why I gotta be such an asshole
And Why I gotta be such an asshole
She call me said you wanna catch a flick
I ain't' doing nothing so I'm with the check
Copped one and then I went and got my ticket ripped
You independent right? Buy your own ticket bitch
My friends say she was a freak though
So I ask her for some sex under the sheets, whoa
So I ask her for some sex under the sheets, whoa
But at least I got some sleep though

Why you gotta be such an asshole
Why you gotta be such an asshole
So why I gotta be such an asshole
So why I gotta be such an asshole
Going to an all white dinner in all black
Eating with my elbows at the table and all that
Burping and eating chicken and spittin the bones out
Feet up on the table like I'm in my own house
And if you got a problem don't be calling my phone bro
Could be my grandma I'mma answer like yo yo
Respect her to the fullest for the rest yall, yall can catch a bullet
I'm on the suicide hotline telling you to pull it
Told shawty we just friends she said hold on
After I let you hit it thought the feeling was so strong on
I say you're cool as hell and got a body and so on
But the kind of face I make the naked eye put some clothes on hold on
I'm from the city where they love you and hate what you're doing
Walking the street I'll bet they bump you and just keep it moving
Old lady told me be a gentleman and get the door
I walked around and told her that she taking too long

And why I gotta be such an asshole
And why I gotta be such an asshole
And why you gotta be such an asshole
Why you gotta be such an asshole