Lyrics I'm Not a Loser - Descendents

Think that I'm a loser
'Cause now my pants are too low
Think that I'm a slob
'Cause I got holes in my shoes
Think my cock is like
Just like my dirty shirt
Well you can fuck off
'Cause I'm working 60 a week

You think that life is really tough
When your daddy won't buy you a brand new car
Take a girl out, she won't fuck you
You just bought her a gram of coke
Spent all your money on shitty coke

I'm not a loser
That's right
I'm not a loser
I'm not a loser

Cruise down the boulevard wasting Mommy's gas
While you're looking for some kicks on Friday night
Your only goal in life is to smoke at joint
And decide how you're gonna get laid tonight

You are a fucking son-of-a-bitch
You arrogant assholes
Your pants are too tight
You fucking homos
You suck
Mr. Buttfuck, you don't belong here
Go away, you fucking gay
I'm not a loser