Lyrics Internet Girl - Diesel Boy

Fade in on a girl
Who loves the internet more than everything
It sounds cool at first
But she'd rather look at NFTs than me
She picks TikTok over a movie Friday night
She'd rather tweet than cuddle up next to me
She livestreams when she sleeps

Me and my girl are a 404
She doesn't want diamonds just Perl
Can't find my way through her firewall
I'm pretty sure she'd like to have me uninstalled

Foreplay is watching
Unboxing videos in our underwear
She don't want a man
She wants an influencer fluent in C
If I want to talk, it's Twitch or Telegram
I had to read her FAQ before we could ever fuck
She named her cat Crypto

Me and my girl are a 404
She doesn't want diamonds just Perl
Can't find my way through her firewall
I'm pretty sure she'd like to have me uninstalled

I tell her I have something to share
And she opens her Dropbox
"Can I ask you something?" I say
"Sure, during my Reddit AMA"