Lyrics Your Life Is A Cartoon - Digital Underground
I
said
your
life′s
a
cartoon
(Shock
G)
You
woke
up,
threw
on
a
striped
yellow
tie
Threw
down
a
cup
of
coffee,
kissed
the
wifey
goodbye
Leave
the
office
each
day
around
eleven
o'clock
Then
you
drive,
stop,
park,
walk
about
three
blocks
To
a
peep-show
booth
and
meet
a
girl
named
Ruth
Wasn′t
sweating
the
shame,
didn't
use
your
real
name
Booked
a
hotel
room,
suite
paid
until
June
Get
home
and
tell
wifey
that
you're
not
in
the
mood
But
then
the
game
got
stale
and
your
face
grew
pale
When
you
came
home
early
that
day
feeling
ill
Stepped
through
the
door,
dropped
your
brief
and
your
beeper
Your
wife
is
getting
down
with
all
your
housekeepers
You
was
mesmerised,
how
could
you
be
surprised?
Only
gave
it
to
her
Christmas
and
the
fourth
of
July
Oh,
you
had
it
going
on,
with
ease
you
really
worked
it
Let′s
review
the
scene
just
to
see
if
it
was
worth
it:
Okay,
last
fall′s
when
you
started
it
all
October
to
when
you
caught
your
wife
bending
over
Broke
up
your
home
now
you're
on
your
own
You
lost
your
dignity;
your
self-respect
is
gone
I
got
to
laugh
though,
′cause,
cause
you
thought
you
was
slick
At
least
she
got
it
free,
but
you?
Youse
a
big
trick
You
helped
the
pimps
get
paid,
took
a
shot
at
catching
AIDS
And
got
your
wife
turned
out
by
the
butler
and
the
maid
(Chorus)
Your
life's
a
cartoon
(Shock
G)
Try
to
take
a
nod
on
the
bus,
put
your
ear
in
a
blob
Left
by
a
moisturiser
overdoing
slob
Nice
and
wet
down
your
neck
with
the
jheri
curl
drip
Couldn′t
see
out
the
window
cause
the
drip
was
so
thick
Walking
through
the
mall
with
the
house
shoe
lag
Greasy
doorag,
sour
jheri
curl
bag
Loud
talking
and
walking
jerking
your
neck
It's
the
first
of
the
month,
you
got
your
welfare
check
Storekeeper
johns,
they′re
rubbing
their
palms
Cause
they
know
you
never
read
the
words
in
the
Koran
Where
it
tells
you
don't
be
jealous
'bout
what
you
don′t
have
Support
the
brother
who
opens
up
a
shop
on
the
Ave.
You
want
slack
cause
you′re
black
but
if
it
ain't
dirt
cheap
You′re
quick
to
say
(Humpty:
I'm
finna
go
cross
the
skreet)
And
that′s
another
thing,
man,
the
way
you're
talking
is
played
You
got
to
know
the
language
if
you
wanna
get
paid
Oh,
you
got
a
few
ends,
you
might
be
driving
a
Benz
But
it′s
the
credit
man
who
wins
out
in
the
end
He's
got
your
car
loan,
interest
on
your
mother's
home
He′s
got
your
daddy
paying
off
shit
he
don′t
even
own
That's
what
I′m
talking
'bout,
man,
what′s
the
deal
But
just
listen,
I
ain't
dissing,
this
shit
is
for
real
Get
yourself
a
nose
job,
yeah
that′s
down
Trying
to
look
like
a
white
man,
you
brainwashed
clown
You're
up
on
European
fashion
and
Japanese
cars
But
if
Wong
pulled
his
market
off
the
block
you'd
starve
(Chorus)
I
said
your
life′s
a
cartoon
1 Dog 'N' The Wax
2 The Coldest Rap
3 State Of Shock Rapp
4 Erotic City Rap
5 Roaches
6 2 Live
7 Horney Computer
8 Sitiation Hot
9 Gang Bang - X-Rated Version
10 Rough Cut
11 3- The Hard Way
12 Tuffest Man Alive
13 L.a. Is The Place
14 8 Ball
15 What I Like
16 Playback's A Mutha
17 Boyz-n-the Hood
18 Housecalls
19 Rumours
20 They Got A Badge On
21 Ya Better Bring A Gun
22 Revenge Of The X-Men
23 Cabbage Patch
24 Your Life Is A Cartoon
25 Sweet
26 Drink It Up
27 Rockberry Jam
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