Lyrics Samurai Abstinence Patrol (Ninja Sex Party Remix) - Dj Cutman
In
the
tall
skyscrapers
of
ancient
Japan
Lived
two
great
warriors,
a
dude
and
a
man
Who
proclaimed
no
sex
until
you
are
married
They
were
Arin
Neverbone
and
Samurai
Barry
500
years
later,
two
heroes
were
born
One
clothed
in
blue
spandex,
the
other
in
scorn
They
were
Ninja
Sex
Party,
they
had
but
one
quest:
To
bring
sex
to
the
masses,
'cause
that
shit
is
the
best!
In
a
super
hot
orgy
with
ten
girls
and
a
mime
Danny
thrusted
so
hard
he
ripped
a
hole
in
space-time
Each
hump
could
be
seen
in
the
ancient
night
sky
Graphic
shots
of
Dan's
nuts
were
in
healthy
supply
Arin
and
Barry
knew
they
had
to
act
fast
They
jumped
through
to
the
future
'cause
they
were
dicks
from
the
past
They
landed
two
feet
from
where
NSP
was
rocking
And
screamed,
"Danny,
it's
your
cock
that
we
now
will
be
blocking!"
Samurai
Abstinence
Patrol
To
control
all
our
junk
is
their
one
true
goal
It's
a
battle
for
boners
and
rock
and
roll
Ninja
Brian
will
stab
them
in
the
soul
(And
the
face!)
What
could
this
mean
for
Ninja
Sex
Party?
Will
our
heroes
be
stopped
from
their
boning
spree?
And
will
Danny
get
first
place
in
his
spelling
bee?
The
championship
word
is
"nomenclature!"
Uh...
N...
O...
C
FUCK
IT!
The
orgy
ground
to
a
halt
and
they
took
it
outside
The
girls
just
went
home,
the
mime
probably
died
Brian
ran
at
Arin
while
Barry
started
screaming
Could
we
really
have
a
future
in
a
world
without
creaming?
All
hell
broke
loose
with
the
insane
war
cry
Arin
soared
through
the
air.
Apparently,
he
can
fly
Danny
French
kissed
a
girl
like
he
was
king
of
Versailles
Brian
stabbed
some
random
guy
with
a
different
guy
The
battle
raged
on
'til
the
city
was
wrecked
But
the
two
sides
began
to
have
a
mutual
respect
"Goddamn!"
Arin
yelled.
"You
must
sure
love
to
slam!"
"You
don't
even
know,
" said
Danny.
"That
shit
is
my
jam!"
A
union
was
formed
between
both
rival
camps
And
they
both
started
rocking
using
NSP's
amps
But
the
ceasefire
ended
and
the
battle
resumed
'Cause
Danny
whipped
out
his
nuts
and
the
alliance
was
doomed
Samurai
Abstinence
Patrol
Now
their
tale
will
be
passed
down
in
sacred
scrolls
They
were
voted
"most
douchey"
in
a
recent
poll
Independently
conducted
by
Danny
and
Brian
Is
the
story
over
or
has
it
just
begun?
Has
the
battle
for
boning
been
lost
or
won?
The
question
is
a
deep
and
important
one
Just
like
how
in
God's
name
do
you
spell
"nomenclature"?
Samurai
Abstinence
Patrol
Now
their
tale
will
be
passed
down
in
sacred
scrolls
They
were
voted
"most
douchey"
in
a
recent
poll
Independently
conducted
by
Danny
and
Brian
Is
the
story
over
or
has
it
just
begun?
Has
the
battle
for
boning
been
lost
or
won?
The
question
is
a
deep
and
important
one
Just
like
how
in
God's
name
do
you
spell
"nomenclature"?
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