That Certain Party

You know that fella, so-and-so, on what'd you call it street
Right next door to, I forget his name
Well, since we met I don't know if I'm on my head or feet
But anyway I love him just the same
Has he got naughty eyes?
Yes, I have got naughty eyes
That certain, that certain party
You know the one I mean
Sure, I know the one you mean
That certain party of mine
Naughty eyes, turned-up nose, rosy cheeks, pretty clothes
But, not a smarty, a-ha!
Has he got everything?
Yes, I've got everything
That certain party of mine
I met her on Saturday or was it Friday night
Maybe it was Thursday, let me see
I know, it was Sunday and the sun was shining bright
In fact, the sun had always shined for me
Has she got you know what?
Yes, I have got you know what
That certain, that certain party
Has she got I forgot?
Yes, I have got, you forgot
That certain party of mine
You know what, What? I forgot, What?
This and that, quite a lot
Oh, what a smarty
Has he got lovin' ways?
Yes, I have got lovin' ways
That certain party of mine
Hey, Doris!
That's kind of a cute ending, let's try it again
Okay, Buddy
That certain party of mine