Lyrics Lay Down Flat - Dufus

You're bound to find me
I will not lift a hand
For or against you
I will not lift a hand
When your army comes
I'll lay down flat

When I found jesus
I was already dead
He showed me his penis
It was blistered and red
Said, "When my daddy comes
I'll lay down flat"

What they call holy is a brown paper bag
Inside the wrapping is a cellophane sad
Ingredients listed include a dejected fag
The pain of his existence, a homophobe dad

We're on an island and we're alright
They'll never find us, we're all too tight
But if your army comes
We'll all lay down flat

Just try to force me
I will not lift a hand
Beat me in torture
I will not lift a hand
When you're army comes
When you're army comes
When you're army comes
I'll lay down flat