Lyrics The Lonesome Road - Eddy Arnold

Mid life is tough, babe
The end is nigh
I′ve seen boy band come and go
Yeah
The wife reads fifty shades of grey
Cuz I couldn't please she left me like that
No strings attached
Every little thing I do
Never seems to pull me through
Depression made my marriage break up
And my porsche won′t make love
Never got my GED
Or a guest spot on GLEE
Since I
Turned forty-thray
You're insecure
Feel like a bore
I've got a hunch
We know what you′ll adore
It′s time to seize
With one disease
We'll burn you up hotter than 98˚
Cold corporate suits
In the room can smell it
Simon says we′re brand new
A hoard of girls threw my dates
Down an empty well
After they threaten to drown me
In styling gel
This band been grown from the help
Of my cloning cells
They all know, oh, oh
They all know we're beautiful
Songs manufactured so carefully
Flip off my hair I cure cancer and heart disease
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, US,
Me, me
We all know oh, oh
We all know we′re beautiful
Oh, oh, oh
That's what makes you buy our shhh
I′ve got, so old
Just rolling in mickey gold
But I've lost, control
And I'm ready to smoke a bowl
Big disney diggin′ for treasure
Took my youth as a financial endeavor
But my pure finger′s ready for pleasure
So I'm breaking up (breaking up)
With you disney
And lighting up (lighting up) with team Miley
You′re one desire
Make us retire
Don't care how hard you pray
Backstreet is here to stay
(Sex appeal)
It′s our sixth or seventh comeback
(Bun of steal)
One guy still have a six pack
(Lets get real)
Calling milf and Tyler Oakley
Backstreet is here to stay
Your mom, your mom, your mom, your
Mom
Our demographic
In this consumer market
Your mom is our target
For our boy band buffet
(Backstreet is here to stay)
Yeah boy bands are here to stay