Chiney Ting

Yo, Jah know
Watch dem two...
Watch dem two nice Japanese deh
Hold on, hold on
Hi, ladies!
Hi, Elephant Man!
Where you from?
We come from Tokyo, Japan
What you doing in Jamaica, ladies?
We come to Jamaica, but we don't want no itchy, bitchy man
Yeah?
We want Jamaican man 'cause big up black and strong
And the anaconda weh long
Say, you want anaconda weh long, huh?
Yes!
You see, Jamaican man...

First thing, we no carry no teeny, weeny, tiny thing
Da sittin' yah fatter than the bottle of a Heineken
So, when the tiny ting tell me say she waan fi climb the limb
When the sittin' overweight, this gyal a tell me join the gym
When me find the ting, make she sing like how the Chinese sing
Chun long, chun long, chun long ting
Elephant nuh fi whine the ting
Well, every morning me get up and mi fish the limey fling
Catch a double flapper, steam dem down with the slimy ting
Make she flick somersault pon the piney, viney ting
Like some Chinese gyal inna some blue movie, Chinese film
True me know fi work, mi phone nuh stop ring
You know

She say, "Mushy, mushy man"
Ask her wha' she mean, she say, "See the sittin' yah"
Elephant! She kill like a lone Megillah
Say, she waan me send it up between the sittin' jaw
Alright, a that she waan
She say, "Mushy, mushy man"
Ask her wha' she mean, she say, "See the sittin' yah"
Elephant! She kill like a lone Megillah
Say, she waan me send it up between the sittin' jaw
Alright, a that she waan

Gyal from Tokyo (Yeah)
Say she waan give me the bokey-o
When me stroke-e-o
Light mi chalice like Smokey Joe
Make mi sumn' grow
Like the nose of Pinocchio
She say, "Oh!"
Kick up like the horse inna the rodeo
Jodie-o
Say she know the sittin' coldy-o
Say she know, when the sittin' dead, how fi make it grow
She back us out
Run the boy 'cause him nuh want no nanko
Dem a drawn crow
Sookie, sookie, sookie, baggy so

She say, "Mushy, mushy man"
Ask her wha' she mean, she say, "See the sittin' yah"
Elephant! She kill like a lone Megillah
She say, she waan me shoob it up between the sittin' jaw
Alright, a that she waan
She say, "Mushy, mushy man"
Ask her wha' she mean, she say, "See the sittin' yah"
Marshall! She kill like a lone Megillah
She say, she waan me shoob it up between the sittin' jaw
Alright, a that she waan

A pack of these come in yah so fi the blackanese
She a beg me, "Please"
Say she waan the ting weh Japanese
Nyabu seeds (Well!)
Ball and a beg me, "Papa, please"
Have gyal inna the Greater and the Lesser Antilles
Me have the keys (Well!)
Me open the gyal dem leg down a Belize
Just fi sample these gyal ready fi swim the seven seas
Under these (True)
Well, the gyal dem blow me like a breeze
Blow me like a breeze
What? Blow me like a breeze
You know!

She say, "Mushy, mushy man"
Ask her wha' she mean, she say, "See the sittin' yah"
Elephant! She kill like a lone Megillah
She say, she waan me send it up between the sittin' jaw
Alright, a that she waan
She say, "Mushy, mushy man"
Ask her wha' she mean, she say, "See the sittin' yah"
Elephant! She kill like a lone Megillah
She say, she waan me send it up between the sittin' jaw
Alright, a that she waan

First thing, we no carry no teeny, weeny, tiny thing
Da sittin' yah fatter than the bottle of a Heineken
So, when the tiny ting tell me say she waan fi climb the limb
When the sittin' overweight, this gyal a tell me join the gym
When me find the ting, shoulda hear the Chinese gyal a sing
Chun long, chun long, chun long ting
Elephant nuh fi whine the ting
Well, every morning me get up and mi fish the limey fling
Catch a double flapper, steam dem down with the slimy ting
Make she flick somersault pon the piney, viney ting
Like some Chinese gyal inna some blue movie, Chinese film
Me know fi work, that's why mi phone a ring
And ting

She say, "Mushy, mushy man"
Ask her wha' she mean, she say, "See the sittin' yah"
Elephant! She kill like a lone Megillah
She say, she waan me send it up between the sittin' jaw
Between the sittin' jaw
She say, "Mushy, mushy man"
Ask her wha' she mean, she say, "See the sittin' yah"
Elephant! She kill like a lone Megillah
Say, she waan me send it up between the sittin' jaw
Alright, a that she waan

She say, "Mushy, mushy man"
Ask her wha' she mean, she say, "See the sittin' yah"
Elephant! She kill like a lone Megillah
She say, she waan me send it up between the sittin' jaw
Alright, a that she waan
Mushy, mushy man
Ask her wha' she mean, she say, "See the sittin' yah"
Elephant! She kill like a lone Megillah
Say, she waan me send it up between the sittin' jaw
Alright, a that she waan