Lyrics Intro - Eminem Curtain Call - Eminem
May
I
have
your
attention
please
May
I
have
your
attention
please
Will
the
real
slim
shady
please
stand
up?
I
repeat,
will
the
real
slim
shady
please
stand
up?
Were
gonna
have
a
problem
here...
{verse
1}
Yall
act
like
you
never
seen
a
white
person
before
Jaws
all
on
the
floor
like
pam
like
tommy
just
burst
in
the
door
Started
whoopin
her
ass
worst
than
before
They
first
were
dirvorced
sold
her
old
furniture
(scream)
Its
the
return
of
the
"awww
wait,
no
way,
your
kidding
He
didnt
just
say
what
I
think
he
did,
did
he?
"
And
dr
dre
said...
Nothing
you
idiots
dr
dres
dead
hes
locked
in
my
basement
(haha)
Feminist
women
loved
eminem
Chicka
chicka
chicka
slim
shady
Im
sick
of
him
Look
at
him
walking
around
grabing
his
you-know-what
Flippin
the
you-know-who
(yea
but
hes
so
cute
though)
Yeah
I
probably
got
a
couple
of
screws
up
in
my
head
loose
But
no
worse
than
whats
going
on
in
your
parents
bedrooms
Sometimes
I
wanna
get
on
tv
and
let
loose,
But
cant,
but
its
cool
for
tom
green
to
hump
a
dead
moose
"my
bum
is
on
your
lips
my
bum
is
on
your
lips
And
if
Im
lucky
u
might
just
give
it
a
little
kiss"
And
thats
the
messege
we
deliver
to
little
kids
And
expect
them
not
to
know
what
a
womens
*vagina*
is
Of
course
theyre
gonna
know
what
intercourse
is
By
the
time
they
hit
4th
grade,
They
got
the
discovery
channel
dont
they?
We
aint
nothing
but
mammals,
well
some
of
us
cannibals
Who
*rip*
other
people
open
like
canolopes
But
if
we
can
hump
dead
animals
and
antelopes
Then
theres
no
reason
that
a
man
and
another
man
cant
elope
(ughh)
But
if
you
feel
like
I
feel
I
got
the
antadoite
Women
wave
your
pantyhose,
sing
the
And
it
gooooesss
ain)
Im
slim
shady
Yes
Im
the
real
shady
All
you
other
slim
shadys
are
just
imitating
So
wont
the
real
slim
shady...
Please
stand
up,
please
stand
up,
please
stand
up
Cause
Im
slim
shady
Yes
Im
the
real
shady
All
you
other
slim
shadys
are
just
imitating
So
wont
the
real
slim
shady...
Please
stand
up,
please
stand
up,
please
stand
up
{verse
2}
Will
smith
dont
gotta
cuss
in
his
raps
to
sell
records
Well
I
do,
so
*f---*
him
and
*f---*
you
too
You
think
I
give
a
damn
about
a
grammy?
Half
of
you
critics
cant
even
stomach
me,
let
alone
stand
me
(but
slim
what
if
u
win
wouldnt
it
be
weird?)
Why?
so
you
guys
can
just
lie
to
get
me
here?
So
you
can
sit
me
here
next
to
britney
spears
S---
christina
aguilera
better
switch
me
chairs
So
I
can
sit
next
to
carson
daily
and
fred
durst
And
hear
them
argue
over
who
she
gave
*head*
to
first
Little
*bitch*
put
me
on
blast
on
mtv
(yea
hes
cute
but
I
think
hes
married
to
kim,
hehe)
I
should
download
a
audio
on
mp3
And
show
the
whole
world
how
you
gave
eminem
*head*
(scream)
Im
sick
of
you
little
golden
boy
groups
all
you
do
is
annoy
me
So
I
been
sent
in
here
to
destroy
you
And
theres
a
million
of
us
just
like
me
Who
cuss
like
me
Who
just
dont
give
a
*f---*
like
me
Who
dress
like
me
Walk,
talk
and
act
like
me
It
just
might
be
the
next
best
thing
But
not
quite
me
ain)
{verse
3}
Im
like
a
headtrip
to
listen
to
Cause
Im
only
giving
you
Things
you
joke
about
with
your
friends
inside
your
living
room
The
only
difference
is
I
got
the
balls
to
say
it
in
front
of
yall
And
I
dont
got
to
be
false
or
sugar
coat
it
at
all
I
just
get
on
the
mic
and
spit
it
Wheather
you
like
to
admit
it
Im
better
than
90%
of
you
rappers
out
there
Then
you
wanna
outkin
kids
like
these
albums
like
Its
funny
cuz
the
rate
Im
going
when
Im
30
Ill
be
the
only
person
in
the
nursing
home
flirting
Pinching
nurses
asses
when
Im
*hard*
jerkin
Im
jerking
But
this
whole
bag
of
viagra
isnt
working
And
every
single
person
is
a
slim
shady
lurkin
He
could
be
workin
at
burger
king
spitten
on
your
onion
rings
Were
in
the
parking
lot
circling
Screaming
I
dont
give
a
*f---*
With
his
windows
down
and
system
up
So
will
the
real
shady,
please
stand
up
And
put
one
of
those
fingers
on
each
hand
up
And
to
be
proud
to
out
of
your
mind
and
out
of
control
And
one
more
time,
loud
as
you
can,
how
does
it
go?
Ha
ha
Guess
theres
a
slim
shady
in
all
of
us
Fuck
it,
lets
all
stand
up
1 Criminal
2 Cleanin' Out My Closet
3 Mockingbird
4 Without Me
5 Sing for the Moment
6 Lose Yourself (Soundtrack Version)
7 Lose Yourself
8 The Way I Am
9 My Name Is
10 Intro - Eminem Curtain Call
11 Intro (Curtain Call)
12 Intro
13 Fack
14 Stan
15 Shake That
16 Just Don't Give a F**
17 Just Don't Give a Fuck
18 Renegade
19 Renegade
20 Shit On You
21 Kill You
22 Role Model
23 Dead Wrong
24 Dead Wrong
25 Stan
26 Stan (Live)
27 Guilty Conscience
28 Guilty Conscience (Radio Version)
29 Like Toy Soldiers
30 Shake That
31 Lose Yourself (Soundtrack Version) [Edited Version]
32 Shit on You
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