Lyrics Steve Berman - Skit (Explicit) - Eminem

Eminem: hey!
Steve: hey em what's up?
Eminem: steve berman what's goin' on man?
Hoow you doin'? good to see you again what's up?
Steve: em could you come here and have a seat please?
Eminem: umm yeah what's?
Steve: vannessa shut the door
Vaness: okay
Eminem: so what's up? how's orders looking for the first week?
Steve: it would be better if you gave me nothing at all
Eminem: what?
Steve: this album is less than nothing
I can't sell this fucking record!
Eminem: what?
Steve: do you know what's happening to me out there?
Eminem: wha-what's the problem?
Steve: violent ground told me to go fuck myself!
Eminem: who's violent-?
Steve: tower records told me to shove this record up my ass!
Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
Eminem: but, i-
Steve: i'm gonna lose my fuckin' job over this
Do you know why dre's record was so successful?
He's rappin' about big-screen tv's, blunts, 40's and bitches
You're rappin' about homosexuals and vicadin
Eminem: i mean-
Steve: i can't sell this shit!
Eminem: what?
Steve: either change the record or it's not coming out!
Eminem: what? i-
Steve: now get the fuck out of my office!
Eminem: what am i supposed?
Steve: now!
Eminem: alright man