Lyrics Glasscock - EpicLLOYD

It makes me wanna scream "CAPS LOCK" and break kids
Who trash talk Glasscock on a day-to-day basis
I vacation a few weeks, I gotta come back to this?
It's the type of thing that only Dis Raps can fix
BliinD21, he ain't too keen to come
To school with these dudes always offering condoms
I hear your "Please, please, please" and I'm here to help
You tell some dude to keep his rubbers and go fuck his self
Say, you can take an art class and glass-blow me homie
Last time I checked y'all inspected my junk too closely
Does it break? Does it hurt? You're so curious
Tell you what, stuff my balls into your mouth for some lunch
Give my reproductive organs a suck until they bust a nut
Then ask my knot directly whether
Or not they're made of flesh and blood
Call me Glasscock
And when I clutch my crotch
I see your bling and rocks
And take 'em up a notch
Y'all circle my style like vultures
Cause when I drop my drawers I'm hung like an ice sculpture
Thick and solid, I'm clear and balling, ooh
Got a see-through tube like porn stars use
And plus, not for nothing, with the ladies I'm nice
I just utter my full name and I break the ice
That's right Glasscock, you fucking own that shit
There's a million boring pricks all named John Smith
To you Weiners and Wangs and all you boys named Sue
Say your name with pride too, nothing else you can do
These folks making tired jokes, yo it's just sad
Cause your cock's the size of a shot glass, man
I get it, I mean it
I can see how they'd shrink your self-esteem
To the size of your tiny little penis
And you think it's nothing taking shots daily like that
But it's the type of thing that
Drives a cat to grab a gat and shoot back
And that sucks, so y'all keep your big traps shut
Dig down in your guts and man up for once
Just remember who the message is from
Glasscock!
And a raging EpicLLOYD as the mascot
Booyaka!