Lyrics
Backside
melts
into
a
sofa
My
world,
my
TV,
and
my
food
Besides
listening
to
my
belly
gurgle
Ain't
much
else
to
do
Yeah,
I
sweat
a
lot
(Mm-mm,
oh,
aw
shit,
ahh)
Pants
fall
down
every
time
I
bend
over
And
my
feet
itch
Yeah,
I
married
a
scarecrow
I
hate
you
Talking
to
myself
Everybody's
staring
at
me
I'm
only
bleedin'
Someone
taps
me
on
the
shoulder
every
five
minutes
Nobody
speaks
English
anymore
Would
anybody
tell
me
if
I
was
getting
stupider?
I
hate
you
Talking
to
myself
You
don't
feel
it
after
awhile
You
take
the
beating
And
I'm
a
swingin'
guy
Throw
a
belt
over
the
shower
curtain
rod
And
swing
Toss
me
inside
a
Hefty
And
put
me
in
the
ground
A
drink
needs
me
I
don't
I
ain't
about
to
guzzle
no
tears
So
kiss
my
ass
Newscasters
and
cockroaches
and
desserts
I
hate
you
Talking
to
myself
Everybody's
staring
at
me
I'm
only
bleedin'
Where
are
the
kids?
Maybe
getting
pregnant
or
on
drugs
or
on
welfare
On
top
of
the
world
on
the
honor
roll,
parole
and
re-runs
Dodgers
on
the
backs
of
milk
cartons
On
stakes
in
the
middle
of
cornfields
On
covers
of
future
history
books
on
old
lady's
mantles
Walkin'
on
water,
nailed
on
crosses
I
think
it's
time
I
had
a
talk
with
my
kids
I
just
tell
'em
what
my
daddy
told
me
You
ain't
never
gonna
amount
to
nothin'
1 Midlife Crisis
2 We Care a Lot
3 Faster Disco
4 Anne's Song
5 Introduce Yourself
6 Chinese Arithmetic
7 Death March
8 R N' R
9 The Crab Song
10 Blood
11 Spirit
12 From Out Of Nowhere
13 Epic
14 Falling to Pieces
15 Surprise You're Dead
16 Zombie Eaters
17 The Real Thing
18 Underwater Love
19 The Morning After
20 Woodpecker From Mars
21 War Pigs
22 Edge of the World
23 Land of Sunshine
24 Caffeine
25 Rv
26 Smaller and Smaller
27 Everything's Ruined
28 Malpractice
29 Kindergarten
30 Be Aggressive
31 A Small Victory
32 Crack Hitler
33 Jizzlobber
34 Midnight Cowboy
35 Easy
36 Get Out
37 Ricochet
38 Evidence
39 The Gentle Art of Making Enemies
40 Star A.D.
41 Cuckoo for Caca
42 Caralho Voador
43 Ugly In the Morning
44 Digging the Grave
45 Take This Bottle
46 King for a Day
47 What a Day
48 The Last to Know
49 Just a Man
50 Collision
51 Stripsearch
52 Last Cup of Sorrow
53 Naked In Front of the Computer
54 Helpless
55 Mouth to Mouth
56 Ashes to Ashes
57 She Loves Me Not
58 Got That Feeling
59 Paths of Glory
60 Home Sick Home
61 Pristina
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