Lyrics Candy Quahog Marshmallow! - Family Guy

Cleveland: Quagmire
Joe: Quagmire
Peter: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh-ooo
Your new romance has you lost in an Asian trance
So we're breaking the spell with a K-pop dance
Cleveland: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
Peter: In our booty pants
Peter, Joe, Cleveland: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
Peter: Everything in this land is complete nonsense
Even worse, Kim Jong-un lives across that fence
Cleveland: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
Peter: Come home where you belong
Quahog is your home
Peter, Joe, Cleveland: Quagmire
Peter: Who wants to live in Korea?
Joe, Cleveland: Come home
Peter: Their name sounds like gonorrhea
Joe, Cleveland: Go home
Peter: So Quagmire please tell 'em "see ya"
Come on, come on, come on home
Quahog is your home...
Cleveland: ...boy
Peter: Whiskey, steaks and giant bongs
Ricki Lake and Howie Long
Giant boobies firm and strong
Joe, Cleveland: Not here!
Peter: Only in the U-S-A, Eh
Come on home today
Cleveland: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
Peter: Confusing dance break

Random names of snacks now
Peter, Joe, Cleveland: Candy
Quahog
Marshmallow!
Candy Quahog Marshmallow!
Peter: You only belong in Quahog
Joe, Cleveland: Come home
Peter: You really love pussy
They eat dogs
So buddy, please run and don't jog and...
Come on, come on, come on home
Quahog is your home...
Cleveland: ...boy
Peter: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh-ooo
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh-ooo

Quagmire: Who wants to live in Korea?
Their name sounds like gonorrhea
Sujin's family: Candy
Quahog
Marshmallow!
Candy Quahog Marshmallow!