Lyrics Technoblade destroys Dream Team - Faster

Bet you never heard of the birds and bears
Imagine playing a game made of squares
I′m the twenty-first century
You're the Middle Ages
Hating you is a career
Mr. Beast pays me wages

If you think you′ll win, you're straight up happy
Meet me in your condo
Otherwise it's just crappy
What day is it? (Oh my God!)
It′s the day you get cooked
Put me in your title to get your viewers hooked
(Oh my God!)

If I saw you online I would swipe taken
My hot ass rhymes will turn you straight into bacon
I can′t stop winning
You're a total funny bone
Your rhymes are boring just like your voice
Which is monotone

You really expect to find you in Sapnap′s room
But they told me on YouTube this is your doom
If you were dying of thirst
I would give you a piss
Your shit, fucking channel makes me wanna hit you with my fist
(Oh my God!)

Bet you never heard 'bout the birds and bears
Imagine playing a game made of squares
I′m the twenty-first century
You're the Middle Ages
Hating you is a career
Mr. Beast pays me wages

Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God! No way!
You didn′t have to go in that fucking hard (Oh, my God!)
Well, to be fair, to be fair, to be fair
We split that money
He has a family
Oh, excuses coming out already
It wasn't, it wasn't an excuse
Bitch, I′m sweating (Oh my God!)
Holy shit (wow)