Lyrics Double-O-Fat Boys - Fat Boys

Double O Fat Boys
Double O Fat Boys
Double O Fat Boys
Got a license to chill
(Improvised Russian)
We were the Fat Boys, for the CIA
So let me tell you how we rock for the USA
The Russians sent spies in a clever disguise
To hang out with the beat boys and the girls so fly
Reporting to the Kremlin, with a walkie-talkie
"We got a lockdown on the beat, okie-dokie?
We can rule the world, with our human beat noise
If we make a good copy of the real Fat Boys"
REPEAT
Months of research went into the plan
To dominate the minds of Americans
They searched and searched, 'til they found the right act
Fed them with spaghetti, and tons of Big Macs
With Kurussky, and Boris D
And Comrade Box completes the three
With a rap so smooth, and sound so sweet
Jamming the airwaves, and rocking to the beat
But the CIA got wise to the game
Called us up, and just explained
"We need two boys, to help with the plan
To keep the beat safe for Uncle Sam
A big show is planned for Madison Square
We know that the Russians will be there
Should you accept, it is your mission
To keep the beat safe from a bad imitation"
Double O Fat Boys (fight for the beat, rock for the nation)
Double O Fat Boys (Lyrical extermination)
Double O Fat Boys
Got a license to chill
Double O Fat Boys (repeat 4x)
Off we go, with our big eyes
To learn how to be Fat Boys spies
I've got a gun that fits in my palm
And Buffy got a seat with pizza bomb
We learned kung fu, we learned karate
We learned how to outsmart anybody
Everyone knows that we dominate the beat
Now the Russians gonna learn the meaning of defeat
We get to the club, on that fateful day
With a limousine by the CIA
The air was tense, and we were ready
Our rhymes were fresh, our nerves were steady
The lights go on, and the music is playin'
We go onstage, the crowd is swayin'
We rock the house, without a doubt
Then all of a sudden, the lights go out
I run for cover, I head for the door
Someone hits me, I'm on the floor
The next thing I know, I wake up in bed
There's a Russian guard, with a gun at my head
"Now that we've captured the real McCoys
We're gonna substitute our own Fat Boys
American kids will never doubt it
There's nothing you can do about it"
Double O Fat Boys (repeat 2x)
(INSTRUMENTAL BREAK)
(Oh no! This is terrible!
What will happen to the Fat Boys?
Will the beat be safe from the Russians?
Find out! Tune in next time!
Same Fat time! Same Fat channel!)