Lyrics Dinosaur DJ - Flula Borg

It is five hundred trillion BC,
And the asteroid is coming for the Earth
Everyone there that is hip sees the dinosaurs, the ferns, the, uh, the fishes.
But in one second
.. .
Everything is away.
.. .
Everything is dead the asteroid has killed
Everything is silent, only ashes are there and smoke.
And silence.
.. .
Except for one thing.
A beat...
Coming from deep, deep in the cave...
.. .
There is one survivor
.. .
It's a dinosaur...
The Dinosaur DJ...
.. .
Kick your beats, Dino.

Dinosaur DJ
Dinosaur DJ
I am a
Dinosaur DJ
D-D-D-D-D-DJ
Dinosaur DJ
D-D-D-D-D
I am a
Dinosaur DJ
D-D-D
Dinosaur DJ
I am a...
Hello, why are you so stoick?
Have you never seen a DJ from the Mesozoic?
Before time did exist I was holding my chops.
Rap battling the local Triceratops.
Now with champagne, campaign, caviar, flex!
Slapping challengers like I was T-Rex!
My beats cut sharp like a Stegosaurus,
Who am I?
Just listen to the!
I'm a Dinosaur D-D-DJ
(I am a dinosaur)
I'm a Dinosaur D-D-DJ
(I trample everywhere)
Dinosaur D-D-DJ
(I am a dinosaur)
I'm a Dinosaur D-D-DJ
(I'm scaly I don't have no hair)
Cutting clear cold hits with my dino focus,
Other DJs are dumb like a Dilophosaurus
Challenge me?
Oh that's classic.
I'll kick you back right to the Jurassic
No private jet slows, they are too fragile
When I fly to shows I fly Pterodactyl
My ancient sounds
Cannot be destroyed!
I survive all things even asteroids!
I'm a Dinosaur D-D-DJ
(I am a dinosaur)
I'm a Dinosaur D-D-DJ
(I trample everywhere)
Dinosaur D-D-DJ
(I am a dinosaur)
Dinosaur D-D-DJ
(I'm scaly I don't have no hair)
.. .
Don't touch, don't touch, don't touch my beats
.. .
My beats are hot, so hot they will burn
I don't need the money I get paid in ferns
In a staring contest, oh yes, I will win
Because you will blink
And I have no eye-lids.
My beats are hot, hot, hot
Hot
My beats are hot, hot.
(Don't need no money, pay me in ferns!)
(I want a large cactus)
I'm a dinosaur I can eat anything!
I just ate Chlorophyll!
Dinosaur D-D-DJ
Dinosaur D-D-DJ
Dinosaur D-D-DJ
Dinosaur D-D-DJ
Dinosaur D-D-DJ
Dinosaur D-D-DJ
Dinosaur D-D-DJ
Dinosaur D-D-DJ
Dinosaur D-D-DJ
Dinosaur D-D-DJ
DANCE!