Lyrics My Pet Theory - Frank Zappa , The Mothers of Invention
The
Sixties
was
really
stupid
Okay,
can
you
expand
on
that
a
little
bit
more
why
you
think
the
Sixties
were
really
stupid?
Well,
it
was
the
type
of
merchandising
Americans
had
this
hideous
weakness,
y'know?
They
have
this
desire
to
be
okay-fun-guys-and-gals
And
they
haven't
come
to
terms
with
the
reality
of
the
situation
We
were
not
created
equal
Some
people
can
do
carpentry,
some
people
can
do
mathematics
Some
people
are
brain
surgeons,
and
some
people
are
winos
And
that's
the
way
it
is!
And,
we're
not
all
the
same!
And
this
concept
of
one
world
is
when
everything
blended
and
Smoothed
out
to
this
mediocre
norm,
that
everybody,
uh
Downgrades
themselves
to
be,
is
stupid
And
the
Sixties
was
merchandised
to
the
public
at
large
My
pet
theory
about
the
Sixties
is,
that
there
is
a
sinister
plot
behind
it
But
I
don't
wanna
dwell
upon
that
Okay
Okay?
They
just
that
the
lessons
learned
in
the
Sixties
about
Merchandising
stupidity
to
the
American
public
on
a
large
scale
have
been
Used
over
and
over
again
since
that
time
"Freak
Out!"
and
"Absolutely
Free"
influenced
a
generation
Did
they?
Didn't
sell
that
much
How
they
influence
a
generation?
Come
on,
tell
me
That's
what
my
questions
says
here
But
that
wasn't
a
question,
that
was
a
statement
Then
it
was
my
statement
Looking
back
over
all
these
years
and
these
records
How
do
you
feel
about
them
now?
About
"Freak
Out!"
and
"Absolutely
Free"?
Hrm,
okay,
for
something
that
was
done
as
a
four-track-recording
twenty
years
ago
Y'know,
I
wouldn't
sit
around
listening
to
them
You
don't
think
that
they
had
any
influence
on
people?
Well,
I
know,
that
a
lot
of
people
were
vastly
influenced
by
them
I've
heard
horror
stories
about
that
But
so
what?
They
weren't
released
to
be
influences
They
were
released
as
a
form
of
entertainment
for
people
who
Uh,
didn't
have
that
type
of
entertainment
before
You
once
said,
listen,
now
that
I'm
thirty
years
old
Now
that
I'm
over
the
hill
I
really
don't
give
a
shit,
I
don't
care
Now,
that
you're
over
forty,
any
comments?
Said
it
once,
do
I
need
to
say
it
again?
1 Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder - 1966 Stereo Mix
2 I Ain't Got No Heart - 1966 Stereo Mix
3 How Could I Be Such A Fool? - 1966 Stereo Mix
4 Hungry Freaks, Daddy - 1966 Stereo Mix
5 Motherly Love - 1966 Stereo Mix
6 Who Are The Brain Police? - 1966 Stereo Mix
7 Trouble Every Day - Basic Tracks
8 I'm Not Satisfied - 1966 Stereo Mix
9 It Can't Happen Here - 1966 Stereo Mix
10 My Pet Theory
11 Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet - 1966 Stereo Mix
12 Motherly Love - Vocal Overdub Master Takes
13 Tom Wilson
14 Help, I'm A Rock - 1970 FZ Remix
15 It Can't Happen Here - 1970 FZ Remix
16 You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here - 1966 Stereo Mix
17 Help, I'm A Rock - 1966 Stereo Mix
18 Low Budget Rock & Roll Band
19 You Didn't Try To Call Me - Basic Tracks
20 How Could I Be Such A Fool? - Mono
21 Anyway The Wind Blows - 1987 FZ Remix
22 Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder - Vocal Overdub Take 2
23 Freak Out Drum Track - With Timp. & Lion
24 Freak Out Zilofone
25 You Didn't Try To Call Me - 1966 Stereo Mix
26 Anyway The Wind Blows - 1966 Stereo Mix
27 Who Are The Brain Police? - Mono
28 I Ain't Got No Heart - Basic Tracks
29 Hungry Freaks, Daddy - Basic Tracks
30 Wowie Zowie - 1966 Stereo Mix
31 Trouble Every Day - 1966 Stereo Mix
32 Watts Riot Demo/Fillmore Sequence
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