Lyrics Big Leg Emma - Frank Zappa

There's a big dilemma
'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah

She used to knock me out
Until her face broke out
There's a big dilemma
'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah

There's a big dilemma
'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She was my steady date
Until she put on weight

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Doogedy Doogedy

Na-na-na
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Na-na-na

Na-na-na
Na-na-na
Boogedy boogedy

There's a big dilemma
'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah

She used to knock me out
Until her face broke out
She used to knock me out

Until her face broke out
She used to knock me out
Until her face broke out