Lyrics Call Any Vegetable (Live) - Frank Zappa

Call any vegetable
Call it by name
You've gotta call one today
When you get off the train

Call any vegetable
And the chances are good

The vegetable will respond to you
La La La La
The vegetable will respond to you
La La La La

Call any vegetable
Pick up your phone
Think of a vegetable
Lonely at home

Call any vegetable
And the chances are good

The vegetable will respond to you
La La La La
The vegetable will respond to you
La La La La

Rutabaga, Rutabaga, Rutabaga, Rutabaga, Rutaba...
No one will know
If you don't want to let them know
No one will know'less it's you that might tell them so
Call and they'll come to you
Smiling and covered with dew
Vegetable dream
Vegetable dream
Vegetable dream of responding to you
Standing there shiny and proud by your side
Holding your joint while the neighbors decide
Why is a vegetable something to hide
To hide, To hide, To hide

Shooo, Shooo, Shoo, Shoo ...
You know a lot of people don't bother about there friends in the vegetable kingdom
They think: "What can I say?"
What can a person like myself say to a vegetable?
The answer is simple, my friends, "Just call"
And then tell 'em how you feel ... about muffet

God Bless America
Land that I ...
Call any vegetable
Call it by name
You've gotta call one today
When you get off the train
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
Oh, that the vegetable will respond to you